“Sushi-ship”
I think I need a sushi girlfriend. No, not sushi piled up and sculpted to resemble a woman. But rather a close platonic friend who will constantly go on sushi dates with me. No excuses, no alibis. Whenever me or her would crave sushi (doesn’t have to be at the same time), the other would be obliged to come with. She can’t cheat on me by going on sushi dates with other guys either. This is a strict, binding relationship of sushi goodness. Any takers?